Thursday 29 January 2009

Snake biting its tail

BLOODY HELL!! How retarded can you be! WHAT WAS I THINKING!!!!!!

I set up this site in order to get other people to watch and collect trashy Filipino war movies and now THEY OUTBID ME ON EBAY!!! Argh!!! I should never have told you bumholes about these obscure trash movies. Argh fuck me drunk!!!

Anyway, whoever you are, you who just won HEROES BLOOD for a mere $102.50 could be please make me a dvd-r when you get it? Cheers. Sweet. And then I won't hate you (too much).


EDIT: Ahh, Patrick, you schmendrick! Haha. Well, congrats with your new tape. Go here.



Wednesday 28 January 2009

Zoon, wery wery zoon!!!

Hey,

I know, I know, things are going a little slow but I'll get cracking very soon and get some real stuff in here so don't worry.

Yesterday, I watched the Filipino flick REVENGE FOR JUSTICE (by Manuel 'Fyke' Cinco) and although it doesn't fit in here (in that it's 'Pino alright but no trashy war stuff) you ought to track it down and watch it anyway. Entertainment guaranteed!

I also watched another Cinco directed film, THE DAY THEY ROBBED AMERICA , which juuust happens to be Vietnam War connected ENOUGH to make it to his site sometime in the future. Very entertaining as well. Both films star Rudy Fernandez by the way.

Monday 26 January 2009

GET THE TERRORISTS (1987)

VHS/Greece/fullscreen/English dub

MANILA, OPEN CITY (1968)

This rare poster comes courtesy of the awesome blog Video48 in the Philippines [click to enlarge]

Sunday 25 January 2009

HEROES BLOOD (1988)

aka THE 13TH MISSION

VHS/Greece/fullscreen/English dub/Greek subs.

Dir: by ANTONIO PEREZ
Starring: Robert Marius & Mike Monty.

NB: The exact same front cover is used on the Greek vhs for Eddie Romero's MANILA, OPEN CITY!!!

VHS/Japan/fullscreen?/English dub/Japanese subs.

[thanks to Michael Gustavsson of Cinehound forum who sent me the Japanese scan!]

SAIGON COMMANDOS (USA/Philippines, 1987)

VHS/Japan/English dub

VHS/Holland [click scan for bigger size]

Thanks to Fred Adelman for first providing me with this on dvd-r.

DOG TAGS (Philippines/USA, 1990)

aka DOGTAGS / DOG TAGS - PLATOON TO HELL

VHS / Australia / fulscreen / English audio / no subs (click for full size)


review: Frank (Australian Video Covers)
Dog Tags Directed by Romano Scavolini (Nightmares In A Damaged Brain) in 1988 is one kick arse Nam film about a bunch of soldiers who find out they are actually on a mission to retrieve a few boxes of gold dog tags and not some top secret documents, after they bust some buddies out of a POW camp in Cambodia.
Heaps of explosions, plenty of use of the word "Fuck", tits and 3 hardcore splatter moments that had me standing up to attention in this very well made flick.The locations and sets look fantastic and the photography is top notch even on full screen VHS which is how i watched it.
You can get this on R2 but that's full screen to unfortunately and I assume just a VHS rip.
Anyway I fully recommend it to anyone who digs Nam films or 80's action, the rest of yas can go back to your Hollywood blockbusters that came out last week.


VHS / Japan / English audio / Japanese subs

DVD / Germany / German dub / Released in both a cut and uncut version. This cover is the u/c one

VHS / Norway / probably fullscreen / English dub / Norwegian subs (click to see full size)

Monday 19 January 2009

DAREDEVIL COMMANDO (Indonesia)

aka DAREDEVIL COMMANDOS / Commander i Helvede (Danish sell-thru VHS)

VHS/Denmark/fullscreen/English dub/Danish subs/small cardboard slipcase edition


VHS/Denmark/fullscreen/English dub/Danish subs/ordinary clamshell editon

[click top scans for bigger size]


VHS/France


VHS/UK/English dub


VHS/Greece/letterbox/English dub

Friday 16 January 2009

A couple of tips to Filipino/Asian tapes

Rare PAL vhs releases of Filipino and Asian trash war and action flicks on eBay right now:

CLASSIFIED OPERATION

TOP MISSION

DAREDEVIL COMMANDOS

RAWFORCE

Please notice all tapes are PAL tapes. I have nothing to do with the sale this is just your friendly neighbourhood recommendations from one Filipino/Asian trash flick fan to another.

Wednesday 14 January 2009

TRIDENT FORCE

VHS/Japan

VHS/Greece/fullscreen/English dub

Monday 12 January 2009

JUNGLE HEAT (aka Last Breath) tip

Most of the movies on this site are quite rare and difficult to find so I though I'd just mention that right now there's an eBay seller in the UK who has the uncut Dutch vhs release (PAL format!) of Jobic Wong's trashy and gory HK/Taiwan war flick JUNGLE HEAT!! This isn't released uncut on dvd!! The "buy now" price is £15.

Go here: Jungle Heat

Credits here.


EDIT: It's been sold. Congrats to Nesehornsbille!



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Sunday 11 January 2009

Reviews update

Finally some reviews. Okay, I skipped corners! Fred Adelman offered me whichever reviews I wanted from his eMag Critical Condition and since there is no point in having a cool film site filled with empty review pages I thought I might as well take him up on it. So now there's a bunch of well written and incisive reviews all penned by Fred. That doesn't mean I won't be covering those films myself at some stage in the future as well. I probably will, obviously (soo obviously!) not because I think I can do better than Mr. Adelman but because we need more reviews (and exposure) on these films so that's why.

The reviews that are now updated:

HITMAN (aka American Commandos)
BATTLE RATS
BLOOD WAR
COMMANDER (aka The Last American Soldier)
COMMANDO INVASION
DEATH RAIDERS
THE EXPENDABLES
FINAL MISSION

Thanks Fred!


In other news;
I'm happy to report that for the very first time ever with any of my blogs I've had one or several readers in The Danish West Indies!! Very cool indeed! Of course nowadays they're called the US Virgin Islands for some reason (the US bought the islands off the Danish a few years back). Anyway, I watched a docu on this old Danish colony a couple of years ago and back then there were still three people living there who were born when the place was still under Danish rule. One of them was still pissed off about Denmark having sold off the islands to the US, LOL. Apparently, on Sct. Thomas the street names are still Danish. Yeah yeah I know, not much to do with Filipino trash. Go read some of Fred's reviews!

Jack J


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CANNIBAL MERCENARY (Thailand, 1983)

aka THE MERCENARY (US vhs)
aka EMPLOY FOR DIE (Thai vcd)
aka JUNGLE KILLERS - CANNIBAL MERCENARY (German dvd)
aka à¸£ับจ้างตาย (original title in Thai) 


"This story is told ... by the man who can not forget a brutal war"

VHS/USA/fullscreen/English dub/no subs/102m44s
[click scan for bigger size]

VCD/Thailand/fullscreen/Thai audio/no subs/original Thai version
[click scan for bigger size]



VHS (NTSC) (USA)
PVC (Public Video Company inc)
102.44 min.
fullscreen
English dubbing


REVIEW #1:


by Andrew Leavold

"This story is told... by a man who can not forget a brutal war!"

Around the time Antonio Margheriti was engaged in the unholy work of wedding the Vietnam War film with the cannibal genre in Cannibal Apocalypse (1980) and splicing the best bits of Apocalypse Now (1979) and The Deer Hunter (1978) into his blood soaked, shot-in-the-Philippines actioner The Last Hunter (1981), Thai filmmakers were also busy making their own demented backyard redux of Coppola's bloated paean to man's inhumanity. And oh, the inhumanity!

The film signposts its intentions early, through the overhead ceiling fan denoting "instant Vietnam flashback". Our hero - Namchoke? Prompit? Let's call him Wilson - has returned from a tour of duty and almost immediately is cajoled by his former commander to accept a mercenary job deep in the Vietnam jungle. It's not clear if the Vietnam War has ended, and even more unclear what a Sergeant in the Thai Army was doing there in the first place; nevertheless he needs the money for his daughter's polio operation and, since his wife was killed (cue blood-streaked flashback), they're both dependent on each other. So much for the sentiment. Onward, Buddhist Soldiers.

Wilson hits the Vietnam jungle running with a Mercenary squad under his command, a group of ugly Thai misfits with more than their share of chips on their shoulder. It's a treacherous trip up the figurative river, with the ever-present Viet Cong and their bamboo spiked traps executed in graphic, close-to-the-bone style, yet their most dangerous enemy, it's soon apparent amidst the spiraling paranoia, is themselves. After slashing and mutilating their way through a VC village they stumble on a pregnant Thai woman begging for their protection. With a cold, mean glare and a radio up her skirt, it seems she's leading them into an ambush, and succeeds with surprising ease in turning the men against each other. One private had riddled his wife and her lover with bullets, and thus wants to save the girl; another private, a relentless would-be-rapist, has his way with her - only to find his cock almost severed. Exit pregnant Thai in a hail of Wilson's pistol fire, and they carry off their mutilated buddy. Miraculously, he's cured twenty minutes later into the film, only to try the old "involuntary surprise sex" routine once more.

Wilson finally reaches his jungle contact, a glamorous commando named Choompah, but not before the rest of the squad are captured by Choompah's men, staked to the ground, and urinated on while her 2IC, an almost hairless, toothless and practically eyeless circus freak with a frotting fetish, rubs himself against one of his piss-stained victims. His disturbing bubble-head looked familiar; the actor turns out to be famous comedian Santhong Sisai - which translates to "ugly as sin"! - who was also a country singer and jailed in the Seventies for attempted murder. Which certainly didn't hurt his career, before his untimely death in a car accident around 1982. It's not the first pissing scene, either - but in a Thai film that throws in kung fu, cannibalism, outrageous gore and every conceivable 'Nam and post-'Nam cliches while making up a few of their own, a few bubble-headed toilet antics certainly aren't out of place.

Choompah fills in Wilson's remaining squad on their mission: to bring down a crazed VC Colonel (and it's at this moment when the Heart Of Darkness references tear though the grass roof) operating a drug empire - known as The Empire - out of a fortified camp guarded by flesh-eating aborigines - known as The Draculas! Once Wilson's men are captured, the film kicks into top gear and it's previous scenes of graphic mutilation and dismemberment are washed away in a river of gore. There's maggot licking, eyeball squishing, a knife through skull followed by a regulation cannibal chow-down on its contents, and seemingly endless rounds of ammunition tearing through flesh and bone: It's the ending you secretly dreamed of for Apocalypse Now, delivered by the trailer-load, yet somehow redeemed by its main offender's daughter wrapping her arms around him and gushing, "I wuv you daddy!" Awwww....

In addition to the Thai original and export versions, there's a THIRD titled Jungle Killers, edited by Hong Kong producer-hack Thomas Tang with much of the gore trimmed, but with the added bonus of three Euro-Trash actors looking for treasure. Looking for the Temple of Doom, perhaps? Move on , assholes. Make no mistake, Tang's Mercenary is to be avoided like the Plague, in favour of its longer, infinitely more excessive version. And yet, at over 1 hour 40 minutes, Mercenary is a fat-free exercise in cinematic brutality - a simpleminded one but not without its own dumb, animalistic, bludgeon-carrying charms. Its camera flourishes and manic montage leave little time between grotesque setpieces, thus allowing little time to contemplate just how primitive the soundtrack is. And I'm not just talking dialogue, with those regulation Hong Kong dubbing-booth Brits trying American accents and exaggerated Orientals (and Choompah's real voice replaced by Pam Ayres'). Even the foley and atmos tracks are poorly stitched, and the music a hodgepodge of library music and Goblin's Euro-score for Dawn Of The Dead (1978). No, we forgive its shortcomings because of the film's sheer onslaught of mind-bending imagery. The mud-daubed ghouls in denim, the Deer Hunter atrocities punted into Cannibal Holocaust (1978) territory, and above all, the blinking, puckering, rubbing form of Santhong Sisai frotting his way into our hearts and minds.


VCD/Thailand/Thai audio/no subs


REVIEW #2:


By Günter Müller (originally written for "Weird Asia")

CANNIBAL MERCENARY
aka THE MERCENARY
aka JUNGLE KILLERS - CANNIBAL MERCENARY
aka THE JAGUAR PROJECT



Thailand 1983
Directed by: Hong Lu Wong
Cast: Lek Songphon, Sugud Namchan, Rom Rachan, Sormud Charekchema...
Running Time: 103 min.

Ready for one of the most infamous and sought-after Asian exploitation flicks of all time? Yes? Fine! ‘Cause here it is, the notorious CANNIBAL MERCENARY, one of the goriest jungle shockers ever to hit the screen!


CANNIBAL MERCENARY tells the story of Wilson, a former soldier who scrape a bare living in a clinic and is haunted by memories of the horrible war he has taken part in. His only daughter is seriously ill and this makes him even more disillusioned. One day he is visited by a Colonel who offers him 500.000 dollars for a secret mission - for his native country, he adds earnestly. After a short time of hesitation he accepts the offer, mainly because with the money he is able to finance his daughter the much-needed operation. Soon he finds himself back in Vietnam, as a leader of a small group of mercenaries, and his first objective is to find his contact who will give him further details of the operation. The jungle turns out to be pure hell, full with kill-happy enemies, nasty booby-traps, dangerous animals and an unpleasant climate. The mood is extremely tense and the slightest spark can be the trigger to a terrible explosion, as all the guys are extremely irritated and their nerves strained to the limits.

Soon the group is decimated but the surviving mercenaries continue their mission unperturbed. Finally they meet a woman who turns out to be their contact person. After some more ordeals (some of the men are mistaken as enemies, tied to the ground, and pissed on) Wilson and his men have a breather in a small village, but not for long as the enemies are already informed of Wilson’s arrival and want nothing more than to get rid of him. Eventually the woman spills the beans and informs Wilson about his mission: he has to kill a certain disloyal Colonel who lives in this area and is the head of a well-organised drug trafficker organisation. How brutal and uncompromising this Colonel is can be seen in his camp where he tortures prisoners and slowly hangs them to death. And, as fate will have it, our group of mercenaries finally falls into the evil hands of the crazy Colonel, and to their horror they find out that most of the Colonel’s men are bloodthirsty cannibals who particularly like to feast on fresh human brains. So, once again, one question remains: who will survive and what will be left of them?

Before the film kicks off we can see an on-screen information that “this story is told... by a man who can not forget a brutal war!” This is followed by several images of war, like tanks rolling around, machine gun fire, and numerous explosions. Then the dark story slowly unfolds on the screen, bar the slightest trace of humour. We get to know the ‘hero’ of the piece, a disillusioned, cynical ex-soldier who voluntarily goes back to the horrors he can not forget in order to help his sick daughter. And as soon as Wilson enters the jungle we learn immediately that this is the kind of movie that makes no prisoners. “It’s either kill... or be killed” as one character points out accurately. Soon the group stumbles upon a few Vietcongs and before you can ask yourself ‘what will Rambo do in a situation like this?’ our heroes eliminate the enemies by decapitation, slashing their throats, crushing their skulls or simply gunning them down. All this is presented in a vicious, gruesome, but realistic and effective way and you know right away that CANNIBAL MERCENARY isn’t your ordinary jungle action flick.

Surprisingly, the acting is quite good and convincing. Special mention must go to the guy who plays Wilson, who gives us a credible and memorable performance of the broken anti-hero. But the other cast members are pretty good too, and one can almost feel their pain when they are confronted with the most horrific things imaginable. The camerawork is also very good, as it manages to give us the impression that we’re almost amidst the terrible goings-on (it’s really a shame that the camerawork can’t be fully appreciated as the only remaining uncensored version of this film is in horrible full screen). While the editing is not that good the music certainly is. Although some pieces are lifted from the Goblin soundtrack of the European version of DAWN OF THE DEAD (1978) I have to say that these pieces also work very well in this movie and perfectly underline and intensify certain key sequences. The story is interesting too, even though some parts have a lot in common with Francis Ford Coppola’s APOCALYPSE NOW (1979), mainly the Vietnam setting and the crazy Colonel. The idea to add some brain-eating cannibals to the already cruel proceedings eventually lifts the film into ultra-gore territory.

Truth be told, I have to say I came away with mixed impressions. On the one hand it portrays the horrors of war very well, and on the other hand it revels in unnecessary brutality and detailed gross-out gore moments. I think the ambition of the makers (if there ever was one) is somehow marred by this exploitative approach, though gorehounds certainly will be more than pleased by the on-screen violence. There are decapitations, slashed throats, knife wounds, bullet hits, crushed skulls, bisections, castrations, bullets in the heads, swords through bodies, and arrows that bore into flesh. But all this probably can’t prepare you for the gory sights in the finale, when one unfortunate man is buried up to his neck and his unprotected head is cracked open with hammer and chisel in loving detail. Blood gushes, the brains are exposed... and soon the hungry cannibals have the feast of the day. Before you have time to recover from this shock another prisoner has his eyes gouged out by the insane Colonel! No wonder the major part of these scenes are missing from the export print.

Even if the splatter effects look quite cheaply they are very realistic and pretty convincing and no worse than those seen in Italian cannibal gut-crunchers. CANNIBAL MERCENARY is an immensely gripping, brutal and shocking exploitation flick and when the 103 minutes running time are finally over all you can admit is that it does live up to its notoriety. The great ending is kind of schizophrenic by the way. One part of it is happy and optimistic, while the other part is very dark and nihilistic. This somehow reflects the whole movie that sometimes is a riveting anti-war film and sometimes a cheap and ultra-violent exploitation flick. The cover scan seen on the top is from the German DVD release, but before you surf happily to your next online shop let me tell you that this version is the export print of the movie, which infamous producer Tomas Tang cut together some time in the 1980s. While the full uncut CANNIBAL MERCENARY runs 102 min. 25 sec. the export version runs a mere 82 min. 38 sec. Both lots of story elements and most of the gorier moments are cut out, and - to add insult to injury - someone shot brand new scenes with three American idiots searching for a treasure that later were inserted into the movie. This doesn’t make much of a sense, but in this way the running time clocks in at over 80 minutes, since about 30 to 35 minutes (minimum!) are removed from the original version! So do yourself a favour and stay clear of the export version.

As stated above the uncut and uncensored CANNIBAL MERCENARY is the version to look out for. It was released in the 1980s in the USA on tape (with the on-screen title MERCENARY), but this version was out of print years ago so chances are pretty much nil that you are able to track it down. This version (as far as I know the only uncut release of this great film) is in a horrible full screen format and dubbed into English, and not very good at that. The German DVD states that it is based on the only remaining print of the movie but I refuse to believe this and continue hoping for an uncensored, widescreen DVD in the (hopefully) not-too-distant future.


DVD/Germany/letterbox/English + German dub/83 min.
[click scan for bigger size]

[not only is this German dvd heavily cut, it has also received the 'Thomas Thang treatment'! In other words; yes it's a cut 'n' paste version with inserts of Western actors to make it look more, well, Western!!]

UK/dvd-r/fullscreen/English dub/uncut 104 minute version.
This UK bootleg from ZDD contains the long uncut version from the US tape. The picture quality is good and as there are no official releases available at present time this is the only way to buy the uncut film.

One more review:
Fred Anderson's review on Ninja Dixon blog! Direct link here.


A BIG thank you goes out to Kiba from Cinehound forum for providing me with a copy of the Thai version! Thanks mate!!

And thanks also to Günter Müller for getting that review for me!
Also thanks to Andrew for his review. And lastly but certainly not least big thanks to Kiba of Cinehound forum who provided the full scan of the Thai VCD cover!

Saturday 10 January 2009

SUICIDE FORCE (1982)

aka DEADLY COMMANDO

VHS/Greece/fullscreen/English dub/Greek subs.

VHS/Germany





By Günter Müller
A pretty weak Filipino action flick starring Johnny Wilson, Vic Vargas, Rodolfo Garcia and George Estregan that tells the story of eight members of a special force who have to find and free an American ambassador whose plane has crashed and who is now in the hands of guerilla fighters. I’ve seen worse, but this one is hardly worth talking about. The extremely low budget shines through all the time (there are hardly any explosions, just a lot of (bloodless) shootouts), the movie is unexciting, even dull in some places, and the strange score doesn’t fit to the action at all. There are many dramatic moments (most of the team members bite the dust) but those scenes are rather pathetic and unintentionally funny. As laughable action trash it works to some extend. The best thing about this below average actioner is the hilarious twist in the movie’s last minute that comes totally out of the blue. It was probably intended to shock the viewer but I had to laugh out loud. According to the IMDB it was directed by Nick Cacas and Segundo Ramos.
[first posted on Dvdmaniacs]

VHS/Greece/fullscreen/English dub/Greek subs.

Betamax/Holland/probably fullscreen/English dub/NL subs.

LOST COMMANDO (1988)

aka PLATOON N0 2
VHS/Greece/fullscreen/English dub

directed by Ben Yalung in 1988! Starring Ramon 'Bong' Revilla Jr, Paquito Diaz, Jean Garcia

Danish NO DEAD HEROES!

aka WAR MACHINE

My mate in Valby, Denmark, Hans-Jørn (aka Diabolik at Cinehound), just told me he has found a Danish VHS release of NO DEAD HEROES for me!!! Wauw!! This isn't the first time I receive cool, free Filipino trash from Mr. D so big thank yous fly out in direction Valby!!!

VHS/Denmark
[click scan for bigger size]

Friday 9 January 2009

BLACK WARRIOR / SUPER PLATOON update

VHS/Greece/fullscreen/English dub

Newer updated info to the updated info further down (LOL):

HKFLIX lists BLACK WARRIOR as being directed by Godfrey Ho (Christ Hannah, Bruce Lambert)!! (all three of them?)

Producer: Thomas Thang.

Cast: Barry Hyman, Kevin Brooks, Rachel Sheen, Albert Wilton, David Arch, William Quaid, Joe Fields, Sally Short, Stuart Lyne.



UPDATE:

I have BLACK WARRIOR listed as a Filipino film. My review was a quick one written for a post at Cinehound forum and I just took the info from the eStore where I bought the DVD but, uhh, something tells me this may be a Hong Kong production instead. If anybody out there knows the ins and outs of this film please do let me know (and yes why don't I just write down the print credits... and yes I'll do that. Soon!).

Just today I got a cover scan of another release of the film, not the Japanese one I refered to in my review but a Greek VHS and the aka title is sure enough SUPER PLATOON. I should point out the title on my German DVD print is indeed BLACK WARRIOR and it doesn't look like a substituted title card.

And thanks to Andrew Leavold for pointing out GET VICTOR CORPUS is indeed a Filipino film and not from HK.

Please, fellas, do let me know about missing and faulty info, and right out fuck ups. I won't get annoyed for being told something is faulty, I won't get cross with ya! I'm into these films but I'm by no means an expert. Günter Müller ought to be doing this site (but he's busy somewhere in Austria), or messrs Adelman & Leavold (but they ALREADY do sites partly on Filipino films). I've always been into Hong Kong trash cinema so I'm really a hack at what I do here. But, well, there is NO ONE else who wanna do a site on trashy Filipino war flicks and we need one; So that's why I've decided to do this. So in other words, buddy, don't hold back any info you may have just because you might think I already know or am too snobby to want your help. I AM a snob and I don't want your... no, hold on, what?? Haha, you get my drift. Help is appreciated. Cheers.

Jack J

Thursday 8 January 2009




Those crazy Norwegians TURBONEGRO doing a cover of EBBA GRÖN's old Swedish punk classic "Staten och kapitalet"!!!
Amazing!!!





Kapitalet höjer hyrorna
och staten bostadsbidragen
så kan man fiffla en smula
med den järnhårda lönelagen
och till och med betala mindre i lön
än priset för mat och för hyra
för staten skjuter så gärna till
om levnadsomkostnaderna blivit
allt för dyra.

Sida vid sida, tillsammans hjälps dom åt
staten och kapitalet, dom sitter i samma båt
fast det är inte dom som ror, som ror så svetten lackar
och piskan som kittlar, kittlar inte heller
deras feta nackar.

Skolans uppgift är som sig bör
att skola arbetskraften
om kvastarna skall sopa bra
får man inte slarva med skaften
spärrar och kvoter och testprogram
är ett system för att sålla
agnarna från vetet och för var o en
till hans rätta fålla.

Sida vid sida, tillsammans stryker de fram
staten och kapitalet, två vargar fromma som lamm
fast det är inte dom som ror, som ror så att svetten lackar
och piskan som kittlar, kittlar inte heller
deras feta nackar.

Sida vid sida, tillsammans hjälps dom åt
staten och kapitalet, dom sitter i samma båt
fast det är inte dom som ror, som ror så svetten lackar
och piskan som kittlar, kittlar inte heller
deras feta nackar.

Tempot höjs vid maskinerna,
här drillar man eliten
produktionen har inte plats för den
som blivit illa sliten
men för att ingen skall tro att det är något fel
med de tunga ackorden
betraktas han som ett sjukdomsfall och behandlas
av den barmhartiga arbetsvården.

Sida vid sida, tillsammans stryker de fram
staten och kapitalet, två vargar fromma som lamm
men det är inte dom som ror, som ror så att svetten lackar
och piskan som kittlar, kittlar inte heller
deras feta nackar.

Sida vid sida.... Aah aah aaaah aaaaah!

STRIKE COMMANDO (Italy)



Monday 5 January 2009

SGT. CLARIN





Org. title: Sgt. Clarin: Bala para sa ulo mo

Alrigh, we're on air

G'day, hi there, guten tag, and welcome to my new site devoted entirely to trashy war movies from the Philippines! Glad you could make it, I'll try and make your stay a multo pleasanto one!

This isn't really going to be an ordinary blog where I update you with fun stuff from my hectic life but mostly just reviews and features on as many of these movies as I can get hold of.

As you can see there's hardly any reviews here yet. The thing is I wanted to write up a dozen reviews before the launch but as it happens there's a thread on war movies going over at Dvdmaniacs message board and so I thought the timing was right to put the news out on this baby. All success in business depends on how you advertise your shit, haha.

I must admit it's tempting to write about other exiting over-the-top and no-holds-barred movies from the Philippines, Indonesia and Hong Kong. God knows there's enough of them but I figured that hardly anybody... actually change that to NOBODY... has dedicated homepages/sites to Filipino war movies. It's simply an overlooked genre. There's 6 billion sites out there devoted to horror movies, giallo movies, old movies, Asian movies, what-have-you movies, etc, etc. Everything except trashy war movies from the 'Pines. The only reviewers that I'm aware of who actually cover these movies (sucking them up like milk, LOL) are Fred Adelman who covers them for his Critical Condition zine (Fred's a true zine editor, he's been doing CritCon since... 1982!!!) and Andrew Leavold on his "Search for Weng Weng" blog.

Anyway, I think that's enough for now. Do check in from time to time, I'll try and keep a steady update.

And lastly, big thank you's go out to the dozen or so people who've already congratulated me with this new abomination. Cheers mates! I'll try and make you proud. Maybe you'll just be sorry. Whatever, haha.

Yours truly
Jack J

Sunday 4 January 2009

COMMANDER LAWIN (1981)

VHS/probably fs/Germany/German dub/no subs

aka Commanders
VHS/Denmark/fullscreen/English dub/Danish subs.

VHS/Greece/fullscreen/English dub/Greek subs.



Director Eddie Nicart Story/Screenplay Bonnie Paredes Executive Producer Naty A. Almanza Production Manager Baby Alvarez Director of Photography Bhal Dauz Editor Nap Montebon Assistant Director Mando Pangilinan

Cast Dante Varona, Bonafe Estrella, Danny Rojo, Rommel Valdez, Robert Miller, Usman Hassim, Maritess Castillo, Rene Romero, Bobby Oreo, Mando Pangilinan, Dardo Lungsod, Joe “Kaka” Balagtas, Rene Salvador, Bert Cayanan, Rico Mercado, Tom Alindogan, Mike Kirkwood, John Nigger, Digos Anderson, Manny Doria, Ryan Singson

Thanks to Diabolik for getting me the Danish VHS for free.

BLACK WARRIOR (Hong Kong/Philippines??)

aka Super Platoon / Dschungel Ratten part 2: Black Warrior

DVD/Germany/fullscreen/German dub/English subtitles/big box edition
[click scan for bigger size]

The cover text reads;
Top: "Only uncut version worldwide". Bottom: "Limited to 666 copies" (LOL).

by Jack J
Filipino war flick set during the Vietnam war. A group of soldiers is signed to rescue two US soldiers and a couple of civilians who are kept captive by the Vietcong. The first half of the film is getting there and, obviously, the second half is getting away again. In between we're treated to a very violent and entertaining war flick - Filipino exploitation style.

This is out on Japanese vhs under the title Super Platoon. However, it was recently released fully uncut by X-rated in Germany which is a very welcome release as it doesn't exist uncut on dvd anywhere else. The picture is fullscreen but the cassette states this is the original format (I have no idea if this is true) and it's all beautifully dubbed in the Queen's German.

However, despair not, there's English subtitles!! And, once again, I have no idea as to why! Why didn't they just put the English dubbed audio track on the dvd. Apparently more audio tracks cost more money and I guess X-rated wanted to cut costs but at the same time wanted to secure at least some sale outside of the German speaking countries and thus subtitled it. The subs contain a few grammar mistakes here and there but are fairly alright.

I got my copy from D&T in Austria and although it cost me an arm and a leg (D&T is not exactly a cheap place to shop) I'm happy about my new purchase. BLACK WARRIOR is both pretty violent and pretty entertaining (and then some more violent). The ending leaves room for a sequel if I ever saw one! Btw, in Germany it was released as a sequel to another Filipino war flick called JUNGLE RATS which was released as Dschungel Ratten hence: Dschungel Ratten part 2: Black Warrior. Don't let the dubbing put you off, as I said, very entertaining!



UPDATE:

VHS/Greece/fullscreen/English dub/Greek subtitles

I have BLACK WARRIOR listed as a Filipino film. My review was a quick one written for a post at Cinehound forum and I just took the info from the eStore where I bought the DVD but, uhh, something tells me this may be a Hong Kong production instead. If anybody out there knows the ins and outs of this film please do let me know (and yes why don't I just write down the print credits... and yes I'll do that. Soon!).

Just today I got a cover scan of another release of the film, not the Japanese one I refered to in my review but a Greek VHS and the aka title is sure enough SUPER PLATOON. I should point out the title on my German DVD print is indeed BLACK WARRIOR and it doesn't look like a substituted title card.


Check the German cover for JUNGLE RATS; they used the exact same front cover for BLACK WARRIOR!


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DVD/Germany/fullscreen/German dub/English subs/ordinary version with cover different to the big box release.

Saturday 3 January 2009

FIREBIRD CONSPIRACY (1984)

aka Firebird Connection / Tornado II: Firebird – Salaliitto (Finnish VHS) / Pájaros de Fuego (Argentina)


VHS/Argentina/fullscreen/English dub/Spanish subs.
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VHS/Japan/fullscreen/English dub/Japanese subtitles
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Director/Story Vittorio De Romero
Screenplay Vittorio De Romero, Rod Davies
Producer “Pierre”/Pio C. Lee
Executive Producer Conrad C. Puzon
Cinematography Jun Rasca, Conrado Baltazar, Nonong Rasca, Ricardo Remias
Music Lutgardo Labad
Production Design Ruben Arthur Nicdao
Assistant Director Rodolfo Dabao Jr
Production Manager Bien C. Puzon
Art Director Victor Dabao
Special Effects Jun Marbella
Supervising Editor Vittorio de Romero
Editor Joe Mendoza
Sound Effects Editor Jun Cabrales
Assistant Editors Cesar Baltazar, Rogelio Betez
Sound Engineer Antonio Faustino
Sound Mixer Willie Islao
Titles Rudy Quilatan


Cast
Warren Fleming, Bianca De Lorean, Stephen Douglas, Patrick Burton, James Corman, Arthur Chamberlain, Valerie Alda, [uncredited] Joonee Gamboa, Vic Diaz, Nick Nicholson, Mike Monty, Bert Spoor.


Email from Nick Nicholson [from Andrew Leavold's blog]:
The film started out with Bruce Baron as the lead and he complained so much that the producers asked me to find a way to kill him off and introduce another lead into the film. I was the military Adviser and an actor on this film. Originally, Jun Gallardo was the director. However, Boy Puzon asked a pompous, new film school graduate, to look at what they had, and act as the producers’ rep. yep! It was Vitt Romero! Before you knew it, Jun got canned and Vitt was the next Director.

It took us eight months to finish the film. It got to the point where I didn't give a fuck anymore. Vitt had great plans - the only thing is, he never shared these plans with anyone but Bugsy Dabao who, besides being a co-writer with Art Nicdao, was also the 1st AD. One day we wrapped early, and Vitt and Bugsy failed to inform everybody that we would be doing a shoot later in the evening - The Big Scene! Complete with blasting and gunfire! Hahahahahaha… So we wrap and go back to the Sacramento Resort in Tanay. When we arrived there, Peta Whittle (lead Actress, former Aussie Playboy Bunny and a great gal) suggested that we play a game of Monopoly as, besides swimming or tennis, was after all the only thing one could do to keep one’s self amused.

While playing, we noticed that the owner of the resort had stocked up on Gilbeys Gin. So we started drinking and continued to drink into the evening. All of a sudden our vehicle pulls into the parking lot and Bugsy appears telling us we have to go back to the set to shoot! Oh boy! Mayhem ensued. We got to the set, and each and every one of us was stinking drunk! I fell off of a cliff and broke 3 ribs but continued to work. We were blocked on the side of a hill and supposedly escaping fro artillery and mortar fire.... Vitt screamed ready from another hill, and at that moment Paul Vance collapsed with his head between my feet and started to puke. I shouted back, "No! We're not ready! Paul's puking"!

Well, needless to say that the whole scene turned into a cluster fuck. People were falling down left and right. People who should have died were standing up and people who should have lived were falling down. Later we went to see the dailies and Vitt was complaining non-stop to Boy Puzon. For the most part we laughed our asses off. Vitt would look at the screen and almost in tears would tell Boy, "There's the drunks!" Boy would look at the screen but the scene would change and he would say, "They don't look drunk!" This went on all afternoon. So you get a better idea, Vitt is oh so gay and a butterball! One day when we were doing a river scene Peta and Vitt got into an argument. Vitt screamed at her, “You're nothing but a bunny!" Peta replied, "Well you're nothing but a big fat fucking walrus." Whereupon, Vitt trashed the hailer! After that he had to scream out all of the directions till he couldn't talk anymore. Oh man... what a mess...

VHS/Greece/fullscreen/English dub/Greek subs


Comment from Bert Spoor on Andrew Leavold's blog:
Regarding the cover of the Tornado-version, this person, obviously a drawing, doesn't look like any of us white guys on the set, this wound however on the right side yoke-bone is exactly what was done to my face.(See sidebar of my blog) So this good-looking is suppose to be me ?????
I have no idea why all the cast have fictive names, credits should be given to; Steve Rogers, Nick Nicholson, Willie Williams, Pita Wittle, Peter Barker and Lenny Urso.
Berto Spoor

AMERICAN FORCE 4: SOLDIER TERMINATORS (Philippines/HK, 1989)

aka Soldier Terminators
aka Aerolite Force 4: Soldier Terminators


It seems like NOBODY has noticed this but one of the main characters in this movie is played by Anthony Alonzo. He's not credited even tho he has one of the lead roles. This is most likely because his footage stems from the Filipino film that Godfrey Ho used for his cut & paste movie!

VHS/Japan/fullscreen/English dub/Jap. subs


VHS/Greece/fullscreen/English dub/Greek subs




Review from Trash-online catalogue:
AMERICAN FORCE 4: SOLDIER TERMINATORS (1988)
Directed by Charless Lee (Godfrey Ho?)
Starring Paul John Stanners , Anders Hallerg
A phantom freedom force fight against oppression in the South Pacific. An army of secretly trained mercenaries indoctrinated into a cause that is itself an elitist organization. Their objective, to take back control, but ultimately described with the line ‘‘You never know about these groups , they can be against something today, then when they get some power they become like the enemy they fought!’’. Time then to send in Alexander Sampson , an under cover special forces commando. What follows is unbelievably cheesy, ultra-explosive action, in the unique IFD style. As for the atrocious music score, don't let it fool you into believing your DVD is defective- it is just as bad as it sounds! Don't miss our great-looking print of a trully rare Hong Kong trash gem.

PLATOON